Smoke me a kipper

I'll be back for breakfast 

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Guy asked me if I consider myself "successful", responded with:

"I'm very successful"

Guy asked me:

"what makes you so successful?"

Told him I define success as having a boner in the morning...

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Fox News Show Their Maturity

Saw this footage the other day, you can tell this forgiving gentleman is the pride of his neighbourhood!

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iPad and the Trigger Happy Cold Open.

So the iPad was announced over 1 week ago and the devices form factor made lots of people comment that it looked like a giant iPhone. This in turn made lots more people remark that Dom Joly should come out of his Trigger Happy TV retirement and shoot one of his "obnoxious guy shouting into a large mobile phone" sketches.

Dom Joly complied, the day after the iPad announcement the website funnyordie.com hosted his newly shot sketch (available here: http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/d2b714361c/hello)

A couple of days after that, the comedian wrote about the process of shooting that sketch in his column in the Independent on Sunday (available here: http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/columnists/dom-joly/dom-joly-steve-jobs-nicked-my-idea-so-i-nicked-it-back-1884301.html)

Its a great sketch, its utterly predictable but still makes you laugh, its tongue in cheek and you can see from the reaction of people around that no-one was harmed or upset. But for me there was just 1 problem: "Obnoxious man speaking into oversized telephone" tended to be used in a cold open at the start of each Trigger Happy episode, his phone would ring, he'd shout "helloooooo, what? no I'm in an art gallery" (or whatever) proceed to give his opinion, walk off camera and the Elastica soundtrack and animated graphics would kick in. the iPad sketch didn't have this, it just faded to black. 

It was still funny, but the missing credits made it feel a bit odd. Kind of like when you put a jumper on back to front, or your left foot in a right shoe.

So I fired up iMovie and stitched in some credits. Yes I'm blatantly breaking copyright, I'm very sorry, but the sketch feels right to me now and as a result, I sleep easier.

Its attached below, enjoy.

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Cant sleep...

Got this racket going on next to me: never knew 2 year olds snore like troopers!

  

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Just got a nice voicemail from @JulietOscarE

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aww bless

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6 Degrees: Tobey Maguire - Phillip Seymore-Hoffman

@swedish_bird challenged me to the above 6 degrees:

Tobey Maguire was in Spiderman with Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe was in Speed 2 with Jason Patrick
Jason Patrick was in Sleepers with Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt was in Oceans 11 with Matt Damon
Matt Damon was in The Departed with Marc Wahlberg
Marc Wahlberg was in Boogie Nights with Philip Seymour Hoffman

It was ridiculously easy.

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6 Degrees: Errol Flynn - Steve Guttenberg

@catpain challenged me to the above 6 degrees:

Errol Flynn was in Dawn Patrol with David Niven
David Niven was in Curse of the Pink Panther with Robert Wagner
Robert Wagner was in Austin Powers with Mike Myers
Mike Myers was in So I married an Axe Murderer with Nancy Travers
Nancy Travers was in 3 Men and a Baby with Steve Guttenberg

Had to think about that 1...

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6 Degrees: Janine Lindemulder - Eva Angelina

The wife challenged me to the above 6 degrees, I did it in 2:

Janine Lindemulder was in Pirates with Evan Stone
Evan Stone was in All About Eva Angelina with Eva Angelina

Too easy.

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6 Degrees: Natalie Portman - Ben Stiller

The wife challenged me to the above 6 degrees, I did it in 3:

Natalie Portman was in Leon with Jean Reno
Jean Reno was in Godzilla with Hank Azaria
Hank Azaria was in Along Came Polly with Ben Stiller

Too easy.

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It's a little bit chilly where I live...

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