Retards!

Flying to Malmo today. At security I was asked why I have 2 iPhones.

I said 1s for work and 1s for pleasure.

They said what I meant by pleasure.

I said 1 has apps that aren't work related, videos and music and I like to keep non work things separate.

They asked if I have an iPhone for music, why do I have a Nano with me.

I said the battery on the nano lasts longer and means the phone doesn't run out of juice.

They said it's suspicious to travel with 3 iPods.

I told them if they had looked close enough, they would have spotted a shuffle too.

They waived me through.

Then I got to the plane and no-one asked me to present ANY ID or verification for my flight.

iPhones, baaaaad. Flying unknown, goooood?

Swedish airport security is stupid!

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The art of blending in

Cat discovers camouflage, tries to look like stuffed toys...

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So Proud

Actual transcript from todays lunch time get together with friends:

Max (age 3 1/2) to Henry (age 2 1/2) "Hit him" whilst pointing to Will.

Will (age 3 1/4) to Henry "I will destroy you".

Henry, walks around Will with a self imposed 4 foot exclusion zone....

Will is my son and I couldn't be more proud of him :-)

Good Day

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Filth!

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