The family is watching Casino Royale, it's the scene just after Bond breaks into Ms flat. We see Bond arrive in the Bahama's and wreak his particular brand of havoc.

Well we're SUPPOSED to see that, instead we get a long shot of the Ford logo as Bond drives his Focus. Immediately we get a long shot of Bonds Sony Ericsson mobile as he receives an SMS, then another Ford logo as he pulls in to the Paradise Island resort, then a Ray-Ban logo as he takes off his shades, then a Range Rover logo as Bond "parks" a guests Vogue SE, then an Aston Martin logo.

That's 7 product's placed in the movie within 4 minutes.

This week, the news that Bond 23 has been axed was confirmed. There's no denying these films make money, heck a few of them were even quite good but I personally won't miss another 2 hour collection of adverts.

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I've been working with a member of Apples Executive Management team on
a customer service issue in Sweden.

The "project" took 5 weeks to gain traction, during which time I got
to know a staff member reasonably well, as a result I was sent a brand
new iPhone 3Gs.

On the way to the airport, my wife, excited by the prospect of "free
kit" turned to me and said "I wonder if you'll get a free macbook pro
if you shag her?".

Glad she's taking her vows seriously....

Flying to Malmo today. At security I was asked why I have 2 iPhones.

I said 1s for work and 1s for pleasure.

They said what I meant by pleasure.

I said 1 has apps that aren't work related, videos and music and I like to keep non work things separate.

They asked if I have an iPhone for music, why do I have a Nano with me.

I said the battery on the nano lasts longer and means the phone doesn't run out of juice.

They said it's suspicious to travel with 3 iPods.

I told them if they had looked close enough, they would have spotted a shuffle too.

They waived me through.

Then I got to the plane and no-one asked me to present ANY ID or verification for my flight.

iPhones, baaaaad. Flying unknown, goooood?

Swedish airport security is stupid!

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I love how HP claims their ink cartridges are good for 200 prints, when this is the status after only 2:

HP, you suck donkey cock!